Definitions by A Fake Fat Sunny

Kai

Some nerd who is probably a Technoblade stan.

That Kai over there is such a nerd

Kai by A Fake Fat Sunny November 3, 2020

Dresden 

What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?! LET'S DO IT! Not one of you's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE! nd I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me. So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!

Dresden is Demoman tf2

Dresden by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Faxon 

Tea loving weeb who watches gay midget porn.

That Faxon over there is such a nimrod

Faxon by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Geof 

Some guy with an Urban Dictionary mug.

I wonder what handsome comedic genius got that mug for Geof

Geof by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Riley 

Big Chungus' little sister

Oh no, it's Riley. I hope she doesn't eat my parents!

Riley by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Jack Warden 

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.

girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating

Jack Warden by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.

Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans

Michael Beakley by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020