Garcello

"Tight bars, little man."
– Garcello
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Britney Spears

Is she even real?
But she's national treasure for America, that's for sure.
by 7568ino February 07, 2024
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Light This City

The Evanescence of melodic death metal. Fuckin' amazing.
Light This City members
The sole consistent members of LTC are lead vocalist Laura Nichols and drummer Ben Murray. The band also includes...
- Guitarist Steve Hoffman
- Second guitarist Ryan Hansen (they didn't mention who does lead and who does rhythm, ffs)
- Bassist Jon Frost
by 7568ino December 07, 2023
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Dildo, NL

You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.
"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"
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George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.
George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
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Mathcore

The most chaotic form of hardcore punk. It's metalcore (or post-hardcore) on drugs while drinking alcohol with grindcore and math rock.
Notable mathcore bands:
Dillinger Escape Plan
iwrestledabearonce
SeeYouSpaceCowboy...
Rolo Tomassi
and more lmao
by 7568ino November 13, 2023
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no one understands me

The time has come to define what everyone in the majority of the emo subculture (I don't know what the minority is, I'm just a guy lmao) says.
You're saying this, because...and these are individual options that will likely make up with you...
1). You feel like a social outcast
2). You're having daddy issues (least common)
3). You feel no one loves you, or even gives a single shit about you (most common?)
4). You're trying to fit in (see also: poseur)
5). You're trying to be ironic
6). You're trying to be as non-mainstream as possible (rip scene kids lol)
7). You're clout-chasing
8). You're horny. (LEAST common)
9). You have a role model who says it
10). Some other arbitrary reason that likely makes up with this definition even though it probably has nothing to do with you
Poseur: "No one understands me..."
Legitimate emo: "Are you challenging me?"
Scene chick: "wtf is happening...xd"
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
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