apeshit

A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.

From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).
Billy-Bob went apeshit when Jimmy-Joe puked up four moon pies on his '68 Dodge Dart.
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
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shit pie

What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.
Billy-bob thought he would beat Jimmy-Joe in the annual cousin-fuckin' contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate shit pie.

Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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Bill O'Reilly

Scrubbing devices made from dried gourds. Used in phone-sex fantasies (but mistakenly called falafels) by Bill O'Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly ordered three loofahs at the Lebanese restaurant, prompting the waitress to return with a flaming kebab dangling from her anus and wearing a wire feeding directly to the R.O.G.P (Randy Old Goat Police)
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monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.
1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.
by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005
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whale shit

An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the lowest point on the earth.
"When I heard that my biatch had left me for Urkel I felt lower than whale shit."

"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
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puffer

A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).
Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
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chim chim cheree

The sound made by Mary Poppins during orgasm.
Burt the Chimneysweep: 'Ere now Mary darlin', I'm about to blow me nut in yer luvverly quim, pet!

Mary Poppins: Chim chim cheree!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
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