6079 Smith W's definitions
From Mountain/Dirt Biking. Irregularly shaped rocks about 3 to 6 inches in diameter. Too big to roll over easily like gravel and too large and unstable to balance on. Just smaller and less dangerous than the dreaded baby head.
Dude, I kept my shit together on that stretch of death cookies but I ate shit completely when I hit the baby heads!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
Get the death cookiemug. Scrubbing devices made from dried gourds. Used in phone-sex fantasies (but mistakenly called falafels) by Bill O'Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly ordered three loofahs at the Lebanese restaurant, prompting the waitress to return with a flaming kebab dangling from her anus and wearing a wire feeding directly to the R.O.G.P (Randy Old Goat Police)
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
Get the Bill O'Reillymug. Billy-Bob, that cock-teasin' bitch had me riding a rocket all night at the drive-in, but I wound up floggin' my own meat after she said "let's be friends."
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
Get the riding a rocketmug. An unimaginably huge person who has grown so large that he has collapsed into his own anus so that he is now invisible and can only be detectd by the billions of OXYCONTIN PILLS that he sucks in because they cannot escape his gravitational/addictational force. Known for his astute views on sports.
Dude 1: "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think that the NBA is just promoting this LeBron James person because they want black players to succeed? Is he really more talented than many white players?"
Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."
Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
Get the rush limbaughmug. A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).
Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.
C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!
C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
Get the puffermug. A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.
From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).
From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
Get the apeshitmug. What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.
Billy-bob thought he would beat Jimmy-Joe in the annual cousin-fuckin' contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate shit pie.
Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.
Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
Get the shit piemug.