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A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).
Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.
C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!
C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
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Mary Poppins: Chim chim cheree!
Mary Poppins: Chim chim cheree!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
Get the chim chim cheree mug.To hide or dispose of something in such a way that it will be extremely difficult or impossible to find or recover, even for the person doing the hiding. Get rid of. Nautical in origin, it comes from a call indicating a depth of six fathoms (over ten meters), a depth from which recovery of an item tossed overboard would be very difficult.
Argggh, matey! Deep six the crack pipe before Admiral Billy-Bob catches us.
Jimmy-Joe, we'd better deep six the whole meth kitchen before Andy Taylor shows up at the trailer park
Jimmy-Joe, we'd better deep six the whole meth kitchen before Andy Taylor shows up at the trailer park
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
Get the deep six mug.Billy-Bob, that cock-teasin' bitch had me riding a rocket all night at the drive-in, but I wound up floggin' my own meat after she said "let's be friends."
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
Get the riding a rocket mug.An unimaginably huge person who has grown so large that he has collapsed into his own anus so that he is now invisible and can only be detectd by the billions of OXYCONTIN PILLS that he sucks in because they cannot escape his gravitational/addictational force. Known for his astute views on sports.
Dude 1: "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think that the NBA is just promoting this LeBron James person because they want black players to succeed? Is he really more talented than many white players?"
Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."
Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
Get the rush limbaugh mug.An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the lowest point on the earth.
"When I heard that my biatch had left me for Urkel I felt lower than whale shit."
"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
Get the whale shit mug.Scrubbing devices made from dried gourds. Used in phone-sex fantasies (but mistakenly called falafels) by Bill O'Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly ordered three loofahs at the Lebanese restaurant, prompting the waitress to return with a flaming kebab dangling from her anus and wearing a wire feeding directly to the R.O.G.P (Randy Old Goat Police)
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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