Definitions by 420hitter

how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

how many beers would it take? by 420hitter December 4, 2002

remove gerbil from horn 

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.

French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!

remove gerbil from horn by 420hitter December 4, 2002

chili whip 

this only happens in prison.
After reaming a freshies bung, the violator pulls out and slaps cum, boold, and shit across the victim's face

OJ got chili-whipped on his first day

chili whip by 420hitter December 4, 2002

sleeping bag 

foreskin on a male, often from Oregon

That freakich Oregon kid has a sleeping bag to go with his wank-wank-sack-bag

sleeping bag by 420hitter December 2, 2002