Fomley

A feeling you get when you get publicly baptized with smart water.

1. I was playing hopscotch and all of a sudden a stranger in a pink suit gave me a fomley.
2. When I play Destiny online my annoying little brother gives me a really embarrassing fomley.

by 400 Queseritos October 06, 2016

Gender Gap

A mathematical term that means reciprocal.

Any number and the gender gap equals 1.

by 400 Queseritos October 06, 2016

jentry

A smart intellectual guy who knows all the mating calls that any homeless man will adore.

1.I am a scrub at school but life is about being able to jentry.
2.I can jentry louder than the fire alarm and the tornado siren combined.

by 400 Queseritos February 04, 2016

Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016