train wreck

a total fucking disaster ...the kind that makes you want to shake your head.

The people at the party were so wack...it was a train wreck.

by 4 June 14, 2004

buy a fucking vowel

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'

A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!

by 4 July 14, 2004

cheesin

That big wide smile you get when you're truly happy, content, or satisfied

He told me I was pretty, and I was cheesin for the rest of the day.

I just devoured that piece of chocolate cake and man, I'm cheesin hard.

I thought about the good time we had and I started cheesin.

by 4 July 19, 2005

lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.

I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!

by 4 June 26, 2004

groberm

one who seeks and destroys crayons.

the little boy was a groberm, and none of the other kids would play with him. today, he's a dental hygenist.

by 4 October 04, 2004

do the math

To figure something out. To come to a solution or conclusion based on other facts.

Man, I saw your girl out with two other guys on two separate occasions. You do the math.

by 4 April 07, 2005

ride on

To hop on a dick and ride it like no tomorrow.

So when I finally got this shorty home, we were messing around.
She asked what to do next, I asked her if she wanted to get up and ride on.

by 4 August 21, 2005