Urban Dictionary: Definitions by 3episodesofLITB

schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility

I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.

Having slept with Jong, Sally became an admirer of his orienticles.

An appreciation for a good fart (aka flatulence).

John was inflatulated by Tom's explosive volume. His level of inflatulation was very high.