Urban Dictionary: Definitions by 2d unit

Rectal River

Once you have proceeded in penetrating the anal cavity beyond its intended depths, a river of blood creeps out of the brown eye.

Woo ah! that rectal river over there is flooding! well i did put 12 inches of cock in there.

Rectal River by 2d unit February 21, 2009

When a girl gets penetrated in her anus and vaginal holes (at the same time), she is having a 'sausage sandwich'.

"Hey Mary - did you enjoy your sausage sandwich last night?"
"Yeah, but my anus and my vagina holes are hurting/bleeding now"

Lets go to the hospital to check out the fresh BILFs

BILF by 2D Unit March 2, 2008