1Spectre4U's definitions

Truimph the Insult Comic Dog

Name of the puppet host of a comedy short on the Conan O'Brien late night talk show, voiced by Robert Schmeigel. The main theme of the short sketches usually involves Truimph heaping loads of ridicule on various groups or individuals with comedic intent.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

zombie

A mixed alcoholic beverage whose ingredients are one shot from everything in stock at the bar. Traditionally the first drink purchased for someone who has just turned legal drinking age. Named for how the drinker usually feels the next morning.

Lisa's still in the bathroom working off the effects of that zombie she drank last night.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

caveman

1. Pertaining to anything with a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish quality.

2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.

After being pushed in an argument, Fred went caveman on his opponent.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

UNIMOG

Trade name for a utility/agricultural truck produced by Mercedes Benz from 1947 to present. Availiable in various shapes and sizes, UNIMOGs are characterized by their large tires, high ground clearance, spartan interiors, and legendary druability. The name is an acronym derived from UNIversal MOtor Gerat (Universal Power Unit, in German).

Use the UNIMOG to tow out that Cadillac Escalade that got stuck in the mud.

by 1spectre4u January 22, 2004

zilla

Suffix added to any noun to describe the biggest/baddest/meanest/nastiest of its type. Dervied from Godzilla, Japan's national hero, 60's movie star, and general all around badass.

My kitty got the name "Catzilla" after he clawed up the Rottweiler from down the street.

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

dirt worshiper

Derogatory name for someone who practices any of a number of Pagan/Wiccan/Druidic faiths. Named because these religeons usually prescribe a close relationship with nature. Many followers also exhibit strong opinions regarding the environment due to their beliefs.

Looks like the dirt worshipers finally got the sawmill closed.

by 1Spectre4U October 22, 2003