1Spectre4U's definitions

UNIMOG

Trade name for a utility/agricultural truck produced by Mercedes Benz from 1947 to present. Availiable in various shapes and sizes, UNIMOGs are characterized by their large tires, high ground clearance, spartan interiors, and legendary druability. The name is an acronym derived from UNIversal MOtor Gerat (Universal Power Unit, in German).

Use the UNIMOG to tow out that Cadillac Escalade that got stuck in the mud.

by 1spectre4u January 22, 2004

Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

dirt worshiper

Derogatory name for someone who practices any of a number of Pagan/Wiccan/Druidic faiths. Named because these religeons usually prescribe a close relationship with nature. Many followers also exhibit strong opinions regarding the environment due to their beliefs.

Looks like the dirt worshipers finally got the sawmill closed.

by 1Spectre4U October 22, 2003

zilla

Suffix added to any noun to describe the biggest/baddest/meanest/nastiest of its type. Dervied from Godzilla, Japan's national hero, 60's movie star, and general all around badass.

My kitty got the name "Catzilla" after he clawed up the Rottweiler from down the street.

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

shooting the shit

The act of spending time enjoyably, yet unproductively, with one's peers.

Fred is over at his cousin's house shooting the shit with family members.

by 1Spectre4U October 31, 2003

burning daylight

Wasting time. Literally, losing valuable daylight hours (of which there never seem to be enough of).

C'mon! Get the lead out! We're burning daylight here!

by 1Spectre4U March 31, 2004

zombie

A mixed alcoholic beverage whose ingredients are one shot from everything in stock at the bar. Traditionally the first drink purchased for someone who has just turned legal drinking age. Named for how the drinker usually feels the next morning.

Lisa's still in the bathroom working off the effects of that zombie she drank last night.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003