1SPectre4U's definitions

dirt worshiper

Derogatory name for someone who practices any of a number of Pagan/Wiccan/Druidic faiths. Named because these religeons usually prescribe a close relationship with nature. Many followers also exhibit strong opinions regarding the environment due to their beliefs.

Looks like the dirt worshipers finally got the sawmill closed.

by 1Spectre4U October 22, 2003

shooting the shit

The act of spending time enjoyably, yet unproductively, with one's peers.

Fred is over at his cousin's house shooting the shit with family members.

by 1Spectre4U October 31, 2003

Truimph the Insult Comic Dog

Name of the puppet host of a comedy short on the Conan O'Brien late night talk show, voiced by Robert Schmeigel. The main theme of the short sketches usually involves Truimph heaping loads of ridicule on various groups or individuals with comedic intent.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

hilbilly heroin

Slang for the prescrpition pain reliever Oxy-Contin. Oxy-Contin allegedly has highly addictive qualities, and is a common narcotic in rural areas.

Dave blew his entire paycheck on hillbilly heroin.

by 1Spectre4U October 31, 2003

Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

UNIMOG

Trade name for a utility/agricultural truck produced by Mercedes Benz from 1947 to present. Availiable in various shapes and sizes, UNIMOGs are characterized by their large tires, high ground clearance, spartan interiors, and legendary druability. The name is an acronym derived from UNIversal MOtor Gerat (Universal Power Unit, in German).

Use the UNIMOG to tow out that Cadillac Escalade that got stuck in the mud.

by 1spectre4u January 22, 2004

old and busted

Worn out, used up, overplayed, and/or cliched to the point of monotony. The opposite of new hotness.

Old and Busted: Britney sucking face with Madonna.
New Hotness: Janet Jackson flashing at the Super Bowl

by 1Spectre4U February 3, 2004