Connie

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Tacita

She wrote mein Kampf in her free time but gave it to a tramp called hitler to publish so it didn’t make her look bad. Next she stole a time machine and went into the future and dived into a pregnant woman’s stomach and ate the baby but stayed there herself so when she was born it looked like she was the baby but in fact she actually wasn’t. I bleieve she is an evil terminator sent by aliens to destroy humans as she is now taking part in a youth rehabilitation programme after multiple charges of arson and heresy following a criminal record for cooking and eating one of her classmates in a canibalistic way.
I loved tacita until I found out she was a vegetarian who ate children.
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Loukas

Goes for the gold when he marries. 20 incher makes cum flow out of her mouth.
Loukas has 2 criminal records.
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