xen

The alien planet in Half-Life.

"I just got to Xen; how do I kill that giant headcrab?"

by 1337W422102 January 28, 2005

Times Square

A large advertisement that happens to have cars running through it.

N00b: "Hey, want to go to Times Square?"
Person: "Hell no, if I wanted to see ads, I'd surf warez or porn!"

by 1337W422102 January 17, 2006

pentagon

1) A five-sided polygon.

2) The big-assed building which houses Bush's thoughtless followers. (USDoD, see 'pentagram')

3) An easy target.

1) "The coaster under my stein is in the shape a pentagon! Gimme some bar nuts!"

2) "Yeehaw! Let's nuke that country whose name we can't pronounce! Y'know, da place where they all wear those funny hats, talk all weird and have brown skin? Just hurry up, 'coz my ma's done did made us some rat 'n' roach stew! That stuff done did cooked up pretty good! Bring yo' banjoes!"

3) "How didn't that plane completely total that place?"

by 1337W422102 January 26, 2005

msn messenger

An IM client for pure n00bs who are too stupid to use IRC or ICQ. So n00b are they that some even get addicted to posting poorly worded and spelled messages to their friends. They only use it becomes it comes installed with Windows, yet another reason why Linux kicks Microsoft's pansy ass. N00bs are unaware of the spyware that the Micrapsoft Corporation has imbedded into its IM client. Tech-savvy people, however, are forced to use this MSN Messenger because their idiot friends don't know shit and picked this IM client over another. Thankfully, there's Trillian.

MSN Messenger is reffered to by hardcore techno-savvy folk as "BSN Messenger."

"Geez, that dumb teenage bitch I call a daughter uses MSN Messenger to whine with her braindead friends. What a n00blet whore!"

by 1337W422102 September 25, 2005

cousin

A Texan's marriage partner.

"Bessy Mae might done be mah cousin but she done did me!"

by 1337W422102 March 09, 2005