0neHugeWang!'s definitions

Shlint

Shlint is the combination of excrement and lint.

I erred and trusted my fart. I shit a little and it mixed with the lint in my underwear making a pile of shlint.

by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021

Poopourri

Diaper scent that masks the smell of human excrement.

The baby took a giant shit, but fortunately we had the diaper sprayed with poopourri and it masked the smell.

by 0neHugeWang! January 7, 2024

Whack-a-mole

Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.

My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.

by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023

Sex Facade

A front to hide your sexual related purchase

I needed condoms and Astro Glide for a sexual encounter but I was too embarrassed so I bought a birthday card To cover my purchase so the clerk thought it was for someone else. A total sex facade.

by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2020

Race Rock Shandy

A shandy style beer drink made with Long Island Lemonade and beer, originally Corona. Race Rock Lighthouse is off the western tip of Fishers Island New York.

When I go out to drink beer in Mystic, CT I like to order a Race Rock Shandy!

by 0neHugeWang! April 22, 2021

Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.

It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.

by 0neHugeWang! March 5, 2019

Mystickian

A person from Mystic, Connecticut.

Did you know she was a Mystickian?
I’m not sure what you mean.

She is from Mystic.

by 0neHugeWang! September 25, 2018