Definitions by 0000

Golden State Warriors 

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94

The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.

Golden State Warriors by 0000 October 20, 2003

Red Wings

10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck

I hate the damn Red Wings.

Red Wings by 0000 October 20, 2003

St. Louis Blues 

hockey team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups (3 loses in the Cup Finals); always really good, but never enough to go over the top

The Blues lost in the playoffs to those damn Wings again.

St. Louis Blues by 0000 October 20, 2003

Chicago Blackhawks 

NHL team w/ like 5 championships, but none sine the '60s; throught the '90s, only had 3 playoff berths, despite spending a lot of money;

The Blackhawks lost in the 1st round in '02.

Chicago Blackhawks by 0000 October 20, 2003

Predators 

shitty hockey team; think they're gonna be good, but won't be for a long time since they have shitty players

The Predators suck.

Predators by 0000 October 20, 2003

BlueJackets

shitty NHL team; their name sucks, their logo sucked til this year, and they suck; won't be good for a while

The Bluejackets suck

BlueJackets by 0000 October 20, 2003

Vermont

state with Ben and Jerry's, trees everywhere, and winding crappy roads

I ate good ice cream in Vermont

Vermont by 0000 October 16, 2003