steve's definitions

guasaguasa

n. a pussy bitch

He is a guasaguasa.

by Steve January 17, 2004

foolscreen

A nickname for movies that were shot in widescreen, but were reformatted for 4x3 TVs, while losing up to half of the movie in doing so. It's called this because people knowingly or unknowingly prefer this to the widescreen version.

Joe likes foolscreen over the widescreen version and refuses to change.

by Steve February 22, 2005

Smurk

Generally happens at night. A mixture of smoke, smog and murk.

I was driving along the road when I hit a tractor due to the smurk.

by Steve November 19, 2003

Dongalicious

Of or like having a big Dong .....i.e because of morning wood, hot woman, or dancing at the club

My cock is so dongalicious in the morning when I got up to take a piss

by Steve January 5, 2004

Long Island

Actually, people in Chicago refer to southern Illinois as DOWNSTATE, although they harber to same contempt as New Yorkers when they say Upstate.

Albany is in upstate New York. Springfield downstate from Chicago. Long Island is it's own fucking region so shut the fuck up brooklyn guy or else i'll fucking kill you.

by Steve March 16, 2005

ditch troll

An aesthetically unpleasing woman.

'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'

by Steve September 23, 2003

boofus

pronounced buttocks on a female.

She's got enough booty for boofus

You gonna tap that boofus over there?

by Steve April 2, 2003