sam's definitions

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 6, 2003

Cartactics

The art of having bad tactics for starting a car.
Derived from england

when starting a car it goes rrrRRRRRROoOoOOoOoOoOMMMM

by Sam March 25, 2005

doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 22, 2004

red nose

pussy, vagina

show us your red nose -Ali G

by Sam April 29, 2004

sexiest man alive

a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?

um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!

by Sam April 11, 2004

Spider-X

A badass HALO 2 player

Dude, you just got owned by Spider-X!

by Sam January 30, 2005

envy

a very l337 cs player. Amazing with Ak and very clutch

envy > holla
or
envy > shaGuar

by Sam January 28, 2005