sam's definitions

shit on my cheese

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

by Sam March 16, 2005

Cranky

1) Referring to a boat that is liable to capsize
2) The sexual act of tossing salad when extremely angry or upset

-My boats been cranky lately so I won't sail it
-And right in the middle of the argument, Barry just flipped me over and gave me a wicked cranky

by Sam April 17, 2005

Jubbla

oi ben ur fuck head

bens a faggot eat arse

by sam June 19, 2004

404

Verb - to not work right. From internet explorer error message.

I can't get there, the site's 404ing again

by Sam January 17, 2004

Hahalamiao

Word used most commonly on instant messaging programs to show a moment of intense laughter. First came around when the words 'Haha'-meaning to laugh - and 'LMAO'-meaning to laugh ones arse off were fused together. Pronounced 'Hah-hah-lam-ee-ow.' Used most commonly in the North Hertfordshire town of Hitchin.

'Hahalamiao! That's incredibly funny!'

'OMFG Hahalamiao!!!!!'

by Sam September 1, 2008

vitamins J & D

slang for Jack Daniels Whiskey

He came to the party with a bottle of orange juice fortified with vitamins J & D

by Sam October 13, 2003

Yeah but, no but...

Part of the incoherent string of words uttered by Vicky Pollard of Little Britain - and those in England who are like her (of which there are far too many)

Teacher: "Vicky, do you have that essay for me?"
Vicky: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but Keanu stole it from me but thats nothing because he fingered Meredith on the swings round the back of the school..."

by Sam January 3, 2005