bill gates

A man who is both God and Satan, simultaneously.

All hail Bill Gates! On second thought, don't.

by Sam July 18, 2005

Angus Young

Cutest old guy i have ever seen, would love to spend a night with him.
Best part of ACDC.

i've got the jack

by Sam December 07, 2003

love lance

the schlong, a big big dong.

'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'

by sam April 05, 2004

tailpipe

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.

Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.

by Sam February 20, 2004

Mezzo-Soprano

The medium womon's singing voice. Plays evil characters; seductresses, vamps, occasionally teenage boys...

Listen to this... the lengendary mezzo-soprano character of Carmen... crooning her seductive Habañera...

by Sam October 27, 2004

Butt Log

A peice of extraordinarily brown poop

The Butt Log hung out of the window sill, wanting to jump out and end his sad little poopy life

by Sam June 11, 2002

california

Another means of saying your going to smoke pot/get high.

"Hey man, you wanna go to california tonight?!"

by Sam November 21, 2003