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Kentucky

A half-Midwestern/half-Southern state in the Ohio River Valley. This is a pretty good state that has a rich history and was a far more Unionist, not Confederate, state during the Civil War. Yet many people, but definetely not all, try to act and appear like they are pro-Southerners, mant of those people being rednecks. This is why a great majority of people see the whole state as Appalachia, full of incest and bare-footed hillbilly culture. Despite all the negative things there, Kentucky is a great state. It was orignally settled by people from both Virginia and Pennsylvania. It has 4 metropolitan statistical areas: Louisville, Lexington, Owensboro, and Covington.
Kentucky is supposed to be a pro-Unionist Midwestern state who does most of its business with Indiana and Ohio.
by Ryan March 30, 2004
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porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.
I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.
by Ryan April 28, 2007
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Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small
For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley
by Ryan February 13, 2005
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skrizzle-dizzle

by ryan September 16, 2003
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Pop Rocks & Coke

1) A good song by the band Green Day
2) A combination of products that has been believed by many people to make someone's head explode when both combined.
While I was listening to Green Day, I saw this guy eat a handful of Pop Rocks followed instantly by a swig of Coca-Cola, then his head exploded like a watermelon.
by Ryan August 16, 2004
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crippled

1.When friends gather at tim/jordans to get really really high!
1.Awww man I'm so crippled.
by Ryan February 18, 2005
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Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.
Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!
by Ryan July 28, 2004
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