a awesome sounding rock band that gets called fake punks whhen they never atually said they where a punk band.
by ryan December 08, 2004
by ryan December 06, 2004
Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.
"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"
by Ryan December 01, 2004
An email, usually to a message board, written with intent to offend\anger\enrage other persons, so that they will send a flaming email in reply.
I think you guys are stupid for coming to this messageboard devoted to such a waste of space as insert celebrity here
by ryan March 24, 2004
by Ryan March 21, 2004
Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
by Ryan August 13, 2003