Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

by Ryan December 27, 2003

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

hamhamgot

Similar to hamham , interchangeable with faggot.

Get lost you hamhamgots.

by Ryan March 10, 2004

wedgy

When your in first year and bigger boys pull your underpants over you head or rip them by pulling them from the back.

I am going to wedgy that kid till his arse bleeds

by Ryan November 20, 2003

Nig Cigs

Slang for Djarum Blacks, which are completely black cigarettes. 40% clove 60% tobacco, probably the most unhealthy thing to smoke.

I just picked up a pack of nig cigs

by Ryan March 19, 2004

nonsenseability

The abilty to make non-sense

Wow! that guy has the best nonsenseablity Ive ever seen.

by Ryan April 18, 2005

Tats

A thinly-disguised word that means the same as Tits.

Jacob: So, do you like tats?
Ryan: You betcha. I like them a lot.

by Ryan October 26, 2004