michael's definitions

wiloch

tall, sexy, and beautiful

Wow...that woman is extremely wiloch!

by Michael September 8, 2003

clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004

blee

head, blowjob, etc

that bitch gives nasty blee.

by michael May 5, 2003

Vallarta

A Mexican supermarket, found in some states of the U.S., near Mexico.

I love to shop at Vallarta.

by Michael March 23, 2005

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

by Michael May 3, 2004

Chocolate Snowball

1. A piece of shit that is found in snow.

"Don't eat that! It's a piece of shit!"

by Michael November 13, 2003