michael's definitions

Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"

Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.

by Michael June 30, 2005

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005

CA$HVILLE

Ca$hville is a synonym for Nashville. Young Buck of G-Unit says he's from Ca$hville.

I'm from Ca$hville, Tennessee

by Michael May 13, 2005

east cobb

East Cobb is a part of Cobb County in Marietta, Georgia. contrary to popular belief, East Cobb is not in Atlanta. it is a beautiul, wealthy suburban area just outside of Atlanta, Georgia. East Cobb is known as the "rich" part of Cobb County.

that girl is such an east cobb snob!

by Michael May 13, 2005

matshita

a very large international company which is largely unknown. it has a connection with panasonic.

you should never ever buy a matshita product.

by michael May 13, 2005

haiduc

Haiduc is Romanian for "outlaw," which gives rise to this Robin Hood connection.

Heard in the hot Romanian pop song 'Dragostea Din Tei:"

Alo, salut. Sunt eu un haiduc (Hello, hello. It's me, an outlaw)

by Michael May 13, 2005

'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!

Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"

by Michael May 13, 2005