michael's definitions

purdue

A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.

The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.

by Michael November 20, 2003

fembot

Girls who have guns that come out of their jubblys.

Huh! Vanessa, your a fembot!

by michael June 21, 2003

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

a fictional brand of marshmallow advertised by a cartoon character, named Homestar Runner

"After i drink a tall glass of melonade, I eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows."

by michael January 2, 2004

Do Shit

The act of being michevious when bored out of ones mind.

When Mike, Matt, and Logan were bored, the decided to do shit.

by Michael February 10, 2005

Emo "metal"

Its all that crappy music they play on Uranium and Headbangers ball. It has annoying guitars and annoying-er voices.

Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold

by Michael August 25, 2004

Shut down

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.

"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"

"Its parked you stupid nob"

2 "Your an idot"

"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"

by Michael January 13, 2005

whippersnapper

A term generally used by old persons, to insult the younger generation.

Get off my damn lawn you whippersnappers!

by Michael January 31, 2005