michael's definitions

pop off

When a kid does a fart.

Did you just do a pop off?

by Michael October 13, 2003

prairie dogging

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.

I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.

by michael November 11, 2003

bousch

bunk, bullshit

that bitches attitude was bousch last night

by michael May 5, 2003

megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.

"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"

by Michael April 9, 2005

pluh

The Occurance of female ejaculation.

I'm gonna pluh all over ya.

by Michael January 12, 2005

Kerpundulated

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.

"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."

by Michael August 3, 2004

cut

hood term for the act of having sex

"Cuz you look like you aint been cut"
"Lets go cut in the telli"
"She ain't down to cut tonight"

by Michael May 13, 2005