michael's definitions

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.

-Boz

Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

by Michael June 15, 2018

family guy

A once cancelled t.v. show that has just been re-aired on Fox. Family Guy is a comedy revolving the Griffins family. Peter is the main character who acts dumb, Lois is the mother/wife of the house who often tries to reason sitituations, Brian is the talking dog who acts like an adult, Chris is the fat son who acts just as dumb as his father, Meg is the daughter who is self conscious about herself, and Stewie is the smart talking baby who hates his mother and plans to conquer the world.

Lois: Did you paste your picture over our wedding portrait?
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over mine.
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.

by michael July 20, 2008

Bhavic

Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot.

by michael June 10, 2008

urbandictionary.com

Considered the greatest being alive.

That Bhavic is SO hot. urbandictionary.com

by michael December 3, 2007

poop

a putrid and malodorous smelling compound, generally brown in color, that protrudes from ones anus as a form of human waste. Although generally firm in texture, it can be expelled in liquid form called diarrhea. On the contrary, it can be exudated in a harder firm form called constipation. Commonly though of as disgusting and nauseating.

Form of waste that can be found in normal, diarrhea, and constipation form.

by michael July 4, 2006

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006