hippo's definitions

fingers

when you're too poor to afford a dildo so you have to improvise and just stick your fingers in your vagina.

i was fingering all night it felt real good and i got all horny.

by hippo February 18, 2005

dropping off the kids at the pool

To take a mega large crap in the toilet. The kind that splashes water back up.

Naaa man, I can't come... I gots to go drop of the kids at the pool.

by hippo November 21, 2003

snarlee bere

a snarlee bere is a bear. its snarl sounds like aaaaarr. if you see a snarlee bere you will topple of a mountain.

look there's a snarlee bere (topples of mountain)

by hippo April 4, 2020

zippy

The greatest hero in the history of the Empire. A feared adversary of Rebels everywhere.

Zippy pwnzors you!
All fear Zippy, Lord of the Sith!
Zippy! Zippy! The Imperial horse thingy!

by Hippo February 7, 2005

Homework faries

Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.

Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"

by Hippo May 20, 2004