brian's definitions

Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005

bg

1. Bad game, when a game ends and the team won by cheating or swept the other team
2. desktop wallpaper on a computer
3. background of an image

1. bg you n00b cheaters
2. I just made this sick bg for my computer
3. woah check out that sick bg of that sunset pic

by Brian November 23, 2003

double dipper

someone who dips fries,nuggets, etc. in a sauce, takes a bite, and dips it in the sauce again.

Mark dipped the french fry in the ketchup, took a bite, and dipped it in again. YUCK!

by Brian May 13, 2005

Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

by Brian January 19, 2004

tennis ball

to make out furiously with someone

Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there!

by Brian February 23, 2004

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004

ashey

when your legs get all this white chalk like powder on them do to lack of lotion.

his legs were ashy because he does not use lotion

by brian January 15, 2005