bob's definitions

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

lombego

A creepy drawing with a stitched closed mouth a big eye witha little one and like 7 feet. also this thing has a person attached to his tail.
also see treybaker.

Lombego says that little timmy has problems.

by bob December 11, 2003

Twatos

Devervies form twat, used instead of and not with. means a womans cunt or a ansty insult .

shut up twatos
go home twatos
what a twatos .

by bob November 30, 2004

oxenforded

Refers to "being homosexualised" - the act in which a man comes on to a straight guy and the straight guy gets with the gay guy.

Not always used to describe this act, also commonly used as an insult.

"you've been oxenforded"

by bob March 11, 2005

weirdo

the act of using your foot for masterbation

stop giving yourself a wierdo in my presence

by BOB December 4, 2004

fantasy zombie

A fantasy player who is not expected to do well but exeedes expectations on a normal basis week after week

That player is such a fantasy zombie, he keeps scoring high despite low expectations for him.

by Bob December 20, 2009

schnurgle

To take and use something with the owners consent, but acting sneakily.

Can I schnurgle some coke? - Having already taken the can and started to drink.

by Bob November 16, 2004