alex's definitions

captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies

As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

by Alex August 9, 2003

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

Majin

1)A contestant in life, one of the usual beings on earth.
2)To love Jock Jams

A Teenager hair.

by Alex November 8, 2003

red headed white guy

a crazy person or when someone gets mad and goes nuts

DUDE, HE'S GONNA GO RED HEADED WHITE GUY ONE YOu!

by alex November 14, 2003

Imus

cantankerous radio host; points out phonies, jerks, morons, etc. etc.

Ever wonder why Imus's show is simulcast on MSNBC? Because his movement's next to nil, it doesn't rush people up! (not a shot at Imus, actually he's pretty funny)

by Alex April 16, 2003

wussbag

a combination of wussie and douchebag

Dude you are such a wussbag

by Alex April 22, 2004

Flossin

To brag or to boast.

We be flossin our mad rides.

by Alex April 2, 2005