Definitions by Your dad
Dec 24th
National small hands day if u have small hands your gay but if u have big hands your in luck your not gay
Mulling
The act of doing nothing and avoiding all natural lighting and being content with it. Basically being a piece of shit all day.
germany
Germany lost to England 5-1 in the qualifiers. But then they still made it to final, whereas England got their asses whopped early on. And but "asses whopped" I mean a 30 yard chip over the english keep and his gay ponytail.
Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called
A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.
Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.
Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called by Your Dad March 21, 2005
Finger licking
This is a gross habit that people initiate when they are eating. The louder they suck their fingers when they eat, the more horrible and worse it is. There are things to prevent this: see napkin, manners.
If people think childishly sucking on their thumbs or biting their fingernails are nasty and bad habits, then why don't they think the same bout finger licking? What do they all have in common? They all involve fingers in the mouth!!!
Finger licking by Your Dad December 11, 2004
vl_stunna
dripping wet condom
dripping wet condom by your dad July 9, 2003