wobbler

A person exhibiting the effects of extreme intoxication.

Look at that guy at the end of the bar, he's a wobbler.

by x January 22, 2003

shizfizawizbang

1. A word invented by Shane that has a meaning known only to him.

2. A fictional story about a gay rastafarian warrior that ungays himself and fights the dark forces of Rosie O'Donnel.

Shizfizawizbang!

by X February 15, 2003

ass wipe

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

by x January 23, 2003

ass wipe

Toilet paper.

"Dude, we're almost out...get some more ass wipe at the store!"

by x January 23, 2003

glugory

An antisocial person who dislikes doing his homework and spends most of his time on the computer or watching T.V. Depends on his friend to complete school assigments.

Glugory is antisocial.

by X February 14, 2003

cream

To emit an ejaculation.

"That girl makes me want to cream."

by x January 22, 2003

billy blanks

someone who can't ejaculate because of lack of semen but still achieves the same sexual sensation.
it derives from the sexual term "shooting blanks".

i banged that chick all week. every chance we got. now she calls me billy blanks.

by x May 24, 2004