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hoofta

An exlamation...sorta like "wow"
"Hoofta, that fart is rank."
by vincent March 17, 2004
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Jersey Devil

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team
Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts
by Vincent January 31, 2005
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purple rain

I heard that purple rain means "sperm". I never thought of it that way, but it kinda makes sense because it is known that many of Prince's songs are dirty. (e.g. "Erotic City")
I only wanted to see you bathing in the Purple Rain
by Vincent July 1, 2004
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one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.
by Vincent May 13, 2004
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in-law

da peeps who look at ya like ya da devil; or, a human who doesn't break no law

see, unwanted
by vincent March 17, 2004
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philippines

A) Asia's banana republic(alt coconut)
B) 2nd largest archipelago in the world
C) a true melting pot of Asian,Hispanic and American cultures/values/genes!!!!
A-1945-Highest GNP per capita of countries in the Orient..2003-now behind Thailand and Malaysia despite tens of billions of us aid..also huge endemic graft/corruption issue...illegal drug exports..guerillas.....Catholic bueracracy...can anybody say Colombia in SE asia!!!
B) big archipelago...largest being Indonesia over 7100 islands at last count
C) Most surnames Spanish with much of the national language..Tagalog heavily influenced by Spanish(colonized by Spain at roughly the same time and duration as Mexico!!!)..descended from Malyayo/Polynesian seafarers...most recently colonized by Americanos...(walk down any street here "Hey Joe" as in GI....leading to the exotic blending of the Pinoy/ay today
by vincent January 22, 2004
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crapware

There is much crapware on this PC from too much internet surfing.
by Vincent December 9, 2004
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