Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Smurglaries 

(Smurglary in singular): a a porte-manteau of the words smash-and-grand and, you guessed it, burglaries

San Francisco and Los Angeles are undergoing a rash of smurglaries at an alarming rate.

Smurglaries by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2021

Neo-trification 

Modern gentrification

While the first symptom of a coming condo-shroom in your municipality is the rising number of renovictions, the real goal of renoviction is neo-trification , not the condo-shroom and its negative consequences.

Neo-trification by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2021

p.r.a 

Personal risk assessment

When your government "urges " you not to travel outside let's say Canada during Feliz covidad, just ignore your government, since it's not actually forbidding you from travelling. Just remember that you're an adult capable of birthing out your own p.r.a

p.r.a by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2021

Click-book 

Verb: to order something online simply by clicking the first item that tickles your fancy

If you want a normal hotel room in Paris and not a haunted house in the middle of beantown, I have a simple solution for you; simply don't click-book your next vacation.

Click-book by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2021

if Trump can be banned, the devil can be canned 

Anything you can do, I can do better

If trump can be banned, the devil can be canned is a useful euphemism

if Trump can be banned, the devil can be canned by Uncle Dimma November 24, 2021

Back to school 

Where you need to be if you don't want the government to take away your right to loot and riot in the city of Minneapolis.

Go back to school so you don't have more free time than needed to destroy private property.

Back to school by Uncle Dimma October 10, 2021

Clilussions 

(A combination of the words climate and illusion): all the non scientific illusions and fantasies related to the serious topic 😳 of climate change.

I don't want a climate change infodemic and I'm sick and tired of your clilussions.

Clilussions by Uncle Dimma September 2, 2021