Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Permanent protected status

Us immigration policy related to tps- temporary protected status.

What's permanent protected status anyways?

Permanent protected status by Uncle Dimma April 23, 2026

Pothole village

3 or more potholes in the same vicinity at the same city intersection.

I just drove through a pothole village in montreal canada

Pothole village by Uncle Dimma April 19, 2026

Permanent protected status

What tps ( temporary protected status) evolves into under usfip uphoria

Permanent protected status isn't for the Haitians who are already in the us under tps.

Permanent protected status by Uncle Dimma April 18, 2026

Usfip

( united states failed immigration prerogative, abbreviated usfip): a new euphemism for " fubar us immigration policy".

Only under usfip-minded utopian thinking..should Haitians be allowed to get permanent protected status

Usfip by Uncle Dimma April 16, 2026

Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.

If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

Memory of a goldfish by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2026

Memory of an elephant

The exact opposite of the memory of a goldfish.

My memory is so great I have the memory of an elephant, even if I memorize an autistic fact here and there.

Memory of an elephant by Uncle Dimma April 8, 2026

Autistic fact

A fact so esoteric that you ( no offense to autistic people) simply knowing it makes you seem autistic even if irl you aren't, you never were and perhaps never will be.

Naming, in order, all NHL teams who have won the Stanley Cup since 1975 is not an autistic fact..you most likely have the memory of an elephant.

Autistic fact by Uncle Dimma April 8, 2026