Definitions by Uncle Dimma
Jack Daniels
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
Jack Daniels by Uncle Dimma June 29, 2012
to sift flour
(verb) said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant (or any combination thereof)
oy a) I am going home, guys, this conversation is beginning to sift flour. I have homework to do anyways.
boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing you to further participate in the conversation if you don't feel like it.
boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing you to further participate in the conversation if you don't feel like it.
to sift flour by Uncle Dimma June 28, 2012
anger the Pope
verb: (to) rebel against authority, whether its against the government, your parents (if you are a minor and living at your parents) or against your boss/supervisor at work or other people who have some kind of authority over you.
mother: Daniel, go do your homework instead of playing Minecraft, like watching porn, and bumble-stumbling at either Anna's house or the mall. I as your mother, by default, take away your privilege of being able to anger the Pope. Got that?
anger the Pope by Uncle Dimma June 28, 2012
damno quod non intelligo
a Latin phrase meaning: I reject anything, everything and anyone I don't (and, in the overwhelming majority of cases, won't even make the effort to) understand.
teacher : does anyone know what damno quod non intelligo mean?
student: it means, "I reject anything, everything, and everyone I don't understand"
teacher: Bravo Michael, but how did you know? (to himself, at least there are some Latinists in this class). Michael: my old man computer illiterate was a Classics major in university and is a Ancient Greece-Roman history professor at Dawson College
student: it means, "I reject anything, everything, and everyone I don't understand"
teacher: Bravo Michael, but how did you know? (to himself, at least there are some Latinists in this class). Michael: my old man computer illiterate was a Classics major in university and is a Ancient Greece-Roman history professor at Dawson College
damno quod non intelligo by Uncle Dimma June 27, 2012
cameo
as a noun, 1) a delicately carved relief on a jewel or plaque 2) a specific type of jeweler who creates personalized cameos 3) a neutral or offensive, depending on the situation, term for people that are physically healthy, but of a very pale skin complexion, kind of like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. 4) a specialized jewelery store/business where personalized cameos are produced 5) an offensive term for a female who is so emotionally sensitive that she will literally start crying and faint at the site of a bouquet of flowers (sort of like Marie Antoinette's friend the Princesse de Lamballe)
as a proper female name, 1) short for either Cameron (as in Cameron Diaz) or Carmen (as in Carmen Electra)
as a proper female name, 1) short for either Cameron (as in Cameron Diaz) or Carmen (as in Carmen Electra)
two people in conversation:
person a) my sister is an art student. she wants to be a cameo later, maybe open her own cameo place.
person b) your sister is already is already a cameo.. She looks like, I dare say, a female version of Draco Malfoy
person a): lol. you forgot to mention that my sister's name is Carmen and her friends call her Cameo.
person a) my sister is an art student. she wants to be a cameo later, maybe open her own cameo place.
person b) your sister is already is already a cameo.. She looks like, I dare say, a female version of Draco Malfoy
person a): lol. you forgot to mention that my sister's name is Carmen and her friends call her Cameo.
cameo by Uncle Dimma June 25, 2012
truating
(verb): The act of being a truant, the act of bumble-stumbling (skipping class without a reason) and committing a petty crime at the same time.
father: son, where have you been all day? truating? Cuz your teacher just called my cell-phone, and told me that you weren't in class today.
son: I don't really know what truating is, but i was at Westmount Park smoking weed with friends, and we got high, and broke the window of a house across the street.
father: Lol. What you actually did, is the real definition of truating. However, what I will give you credit for is the fact that admitted your devil-worship
son: I don't really know what truating is, but i was at Westmount Park smoking weed with friends, and we got high, and broke the window of a house across the street.
father: Lol. What you actually did, is the real definition of truating. However, what I will give you credit for is the fact that admitted your devil-worship
truating by Uncle Dimma June 24, 2012
devil-worship
son: is marijuana smoking considered devil-worship?
father: to the Unforgivables, yes, to most of the civilian population, probably no.
father: to the Unforgivables, yes, to most of the civilian population, probably no.
devil-worship by Uncle Dimma June 23, 2012