Definitions by Uncle Dimma
poker habit
son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
poker habit by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013
jack blacker
an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker
(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
jack blacker by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013
stop blabbering
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo
Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013
ecumenical
1) Of worldwide scope or applicability; universal.
2) Of or relating to the worldwide Christian church.
3) Concerned with establishing or promoting unity among churches or religions.
2) Of or relating to the worldwide Christian church.
3) Concerned with establishing or promoting unity among churches or religions.
conquering hunger in the Third World should be the ecumenical preoccupation of all people, regardless of faith, in the Western world.
ecumenical by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013
go back to your cave
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you to nigger at finding a better paying job
Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
go back to your cave by Uncle Dimma February 21, 2013
improve your vocabulary
a phrase meaning: learn not only social manners, but, above all, how to correctly talk to your elders and people with more power and/or authority than you.
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.
Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.
Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.
improve your vocabulary by Uncle Dimma February 20, 2013
flowers
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (WTF lines appear on his face)
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers right, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
flowers by Uncle Dimma February 18, 2013