Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Justice-impacted individuals

New liberal term for incarcerated inmates

Only in liberal California do you call jailed criminals justice-impacted individuals. In the rest of regular society we call them incarcerated inmates.

Justice-impacted individuals by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2026

Doomocrats

Democrats who consistently, at least since Trump first ran for office in June 2015, predict "doom and gloom" in America.

Rosie O'Donnell is a great example of how typical doomocrats behave, even from overseas.

Doomocrats by Uncle Dimma May 15, 2026

Shteezer

Another term for stoner

Stop being a shteezer, go finish high school and go to work.

Shteezer by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2026

Shteezed

Another adj for stoned

If you're shteezed, or stoned, or high, or smashed, or drunk, please consider not going to work that day.

Shteezed by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2026

To shmeez

To smoke up a joint

Person a) Are you going to this party?
Person b) what is there to do at that party

Person a) to shmeez, of course. You'll have fun.

To shmeez by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2026

Chillaxist

A shrink- level (bur not a shrink per se) therapist who helps you learn how to chillax

Your chillaxist can be your psrent or caregiver or social worker

Chillaxist by Uncle Dimma May 13, 2026

Chillaxee

A) a person chillaxing at home

B) a person undergoing shrink level therapy in order to learn how to chillax

Have you seen a chillaxee definition b) yet?

Chillaxee by Uncle Dimma May 13, 2026