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Instagrat

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What Instagram is really supposed to be called,
Instagram is a bad name. Call yourself Instagrat in honor of Sigmund Freud. Instagrat stands for Instant gratification.
Instagrat by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2026
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Instant Monogram

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The real name of Instagram, based on its components
When you separate the word Instagram into its component words, you get Instant Monogram.
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when the carpet matches the drapes

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when you insult a redhead human female specimen by asking her if her public hair is as red as her actual hair.
In the phrase when the carpet matches the drapes, the carpet refers to the pubic hair and the drapes to the actual hair. Seriously? When the carpet matches the drapes? What a f*ing misogynistic question.
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Prairie cookies

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A new funny name for non-commercially viable, but still edible, homemade baked goods.
I can't run a professional bakery for shit. All I can bake are prairie cookies, including cookies, cakes and muffins.
Prairie cookies by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2026
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Time, health, energy, money

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(abbreviated t.h.e.m): 3 of the most important things you must protect, according to Machiavelli
Machiavelli: when you walk away from a relationship that no longer serves you, you're not being a prick. You're choosing your time, health, energy, money over others' chaos!
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Justify, argue, defend, or explain

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(To be abbreviated j.a.d.e): four things you never do in front of people who a) don't care about you or b) who are toxic.
Trying to justify, argue, defend, or explain 🤔 to a Democrat why you like either Trump or Reagan?.... youre just wasting your time
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Eldercare industrial complex

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The industrial scale of the eldercare sector.
Under governor Newsom in California, the eldercare industrial complex is ripe with fraud.
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