Definitions by Uncle Dimma

The slop

State of mind misogynistic men and drunks adopt solely while drinking.

Moe Szlak of The Simpsons : you pigs, get out of the slop and treat your women nicely once in a while

The slop by Uncle Dimma June 24, 2026

Every Tom, Richard and Harry

( a parody if every to Dick and Harry): Anyone and everyone you know on Facebook who is willing to listen to your personal problems.

According to Machiavelli not every Tom, Richard and Harry deserves access to your inner struggles.

Every Tom, Richard and Harry by Uncle Dimma June 22, 2026

Edi-shteezer

A shteezer who get stoned specifically by eating edibles like gummies and stuff laced w marijuana.

If you want to be an edi-shteezer you need to be 18 years old.

Edi-shteezer by Uncle Dimma June 16, 2026

Every Tom, Richard and Harry

Anyone and everyone, every stranger on the street, who would listen to your personal problems

Do not share your personal problems with every Tom, Richard and Harry. They don't deserve to know your secrets. Talk to a therapist instead.

Every Tom, Richard and Harry by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2026

Shape up or drop out

Used to replace either of 3 phrases

1) change your behavior or else

2) go big or go home

3) if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

Shape up or drop out. If you can't decently behave, why would you expect to be invited to a friend's wedding?

Shape up or drop out by Uncle Dimma June 10, 2026

Every Tom, Richard and Harry

Anyone and everyone, any stranger, who would listen to your personal problems.

Listen to Nicolo Machiavelli. Not every Tom, Richard and Harry deserves access to your relationship status, financial situation or your weaknesses. Don't discuss these things publicly.

Every Tom, Richard and Harry by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2026

Schmendrick

A self centered, self absorbed male specimen who thinks he's literally as important as the pope

Hey you. If you want a girlfriend, don't be a schmendrick. Just be yourself

Schmendrick by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2026