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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

my week with Marilyn

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

a non-famous person's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of formal classical letters (physical forms of correspondence other than e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone-if anyone knows what those are anymore, in a tech dominated world!).
An A.S. can also serve as an opening N.B. statement.
A.S. by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013
flowers (always in plural)

something that's

a) a total mismatch in your current environment

b) a synonym for a lemon, i.e a useless, worthless piece of junk
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers alright, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
flowers by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013

are you gas wholesaling? 

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. are you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry comme du monde?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S.

Ehre weiBen kultur 

An ethnocentric, but not racist , term used by white people who hate the foreign policies of non-white countries towards the Western world.
The difference between a white Neo-Nazi and an ethnocentric normal white person is how, when, and where they use term Ehre weiBen kultur.
Ehre weiBen kultur by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013
flowers (always in plural)

something that's a total mismatch in your current environment
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
flowers by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013

monkey glasses 

(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian

a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work

b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
monkey glasses by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013