Definitions by Uncle Dimma
yidiot
Jew 1): hey you yidiot, stop eating pork in public, you are a disgrace to Judaism
Jew 2) Just shove off, church and state are separate in the western world.
Jew 2) Just shove off, church and state are separate in the western world.
yidiot by Uncle Dimma January 27, 2014
sneezer-tweezer
a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
sneezer-tweezer by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2014
z-chara board hit
(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.
reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
z-chara board hit by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2014
Bill 14
the next set of Nuremberg Laws (:()coming out of the Canadian province of Quebec and targeting everyone who is neither white, nor Roman Catholic, nor unilingually Francophone and therefore doesn't support Pauline Marois
Please legally remove Pauline Marois from office before Bill 14 overturns what the Révolution Tranquille accomplished
Bill 14 by Uncle Dimma January 21, 2014
goy
N.B: this is a politically incorrect, but historically and culturally correct definition, based on The Shem-ah Israel, the holiest prayer in Judaism.
(plural goy'yim, not goyim):
a) "nation" ( i.e. a nation outside The 12 Tribes of Israel) in Aramaic
b) a very offensive term for a non-monotheist or idol-worshiper
(plural goy'yim, not goyim):
a) "nation" ( i.e. a nation outside The 12 Tribes of Israel) in Aramaic
b) a very offensive term for a non-monotheist or idol-worshiper
Since Jews are defined, by The Shem-ah Israel, as solely monotheists ( to be interpreted by Jews a as a scientific thesis), by antithesis, a goy thus becomes not only a non-Jew (offensive, but culturally and historically incorrect definition of a goy) but also a non-monotheist.
goy by Uncle Dimma January 20, 2014
plutogarchy
(a combination of the words plutocracy and oligarchy)
a political regime, where not only are the politicians a privileged elite (oligarchy) but also their privilege is based on money (plutocracy)
a political regime, where not only are the politicians a privileged elite (oligarchy) but also their privilege is based on money (plutocracy)
son: is Putin's Russia a plutocracy or an oligarchy?
father: no, Putin has actually turned Russia into a plutogarchy.
father: no, Putin has actually turned Russia into a plutogarchy.
plutogarchy by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2014
putting words in the horse's mouth
boy, in an argument with his father:
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later
boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)
father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.
kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later
putting words in the horse's mouth by Uncle Dimma January 15, 2014