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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

spring has sprung 

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive
father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

blowing fairy dust up your skirt 

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

adult friend finder 

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

trolling words 

often meaningless words that are supposed to mislead
some sarcastic phrases and expressions such as big nick diggers are perfect examples of trolling words.
trolling words by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2014

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to make complete sense of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
when one has been in school all day, pulls an all-nighter and then still goes to school the following morning
how anyone can pull a night cap is beyond me.
night cap by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2014