Definitions by Uncle Dimma
turkey fingers
if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
turkey fingers by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2014
a goddess from Athens
a female that's great, even absolutely amazing, in bed, the exact opposite of a mediocrity from the suburbs.
a goddess from Athens by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2014
zeitgeistically
zeitgeistically speaking, the word idiot had a radically different meaning in the Greece of Alexander The Great than what it does today, and had nothing to do with mentally ill or stupid people.
zeitgeistically by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2014
rover
a) verb- to refuse over and over again
b) noun- a person who refuses the professional help they deserve, over and over again, and are therefore stupid enough to be burning your bridges.
b) noun- a person who refuses the professional help they deserve, over and over again, and are therefore stupid enough to be burning your bridges.
when you need professional social help for addictions such as gambling and alcoholism, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire; all you have to do is stop being a rover, as per definition b) above. Burning your bridges, i.e. rejecting people who can help you, is not the greatest of ideas.
rover by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2014
unadaptable
if you have manners, do not call your elders technologically challenged, call then unadaptable instead.
unadaptable by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2014
a mediocrity from the suburbs
if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is
a mediocrity from the suburbs by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2014
we, humans, are creatures of habit
we, humans, are creatures of habit
a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no and no again. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too.
father: no and no again. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too.
we, humans, are creatures of habit by Uncle Dimma June 8, 2014