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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

trolling word 

an often meaningless word, or phrase, that is supposed to mislead.
some sarcastic phrases and expressions such as big nick diggers are perfect examples of a trolling word, or in this case a phrase.
a Hebrew adjective/noun of my invention, pronounced peemohr, (פימור in Hebrew), meaning something as gruesome (adjective) as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew). As a noun it would offensively denote a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey and has, seemingly, no manners, none whatsoever.
The word pimor is actually an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English)
pimor by Uncle Dimma July 7, 2014

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to distinguish what it is or is not.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao champ! We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turque. I feel like I just want to complain to someone for no specific reason.

condo-shroom 

a) noun: an intense period of condo building and/or relevant building demolition in order to make room for future condos in a given neighborhood, city, town or municipality.

b) verb: (to): to multiply exponentially or at an alarming/threatening rate
Montreal, Canada is now, seemingly in the middle of a real paradoxical condo-shroom, the condo-shroom paradoxically picking up pace despite the legal challenges by The Charbonneau Commission to the spiel of the conscruption-industry.

be raining on your parade 

a) verb: (to) - to spoil someone's moment of fun or glory, often used sarcastically.
b) a synonym for the phrase " sorry to tell you this but (...)", followed by whatever piece of bad news you want to tell the person.
my ex-gf once told me, sorry to be raining on your parade, but I refuse to continue going out with you, unless you start going to the gym.

United States Begotten 

united states begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.

natedication 

a combination of the words natural and medication
When I have a headache, I turn to my favorite natedication, onions, instead of taking Tylenol or Advil; same spiel when I have a cold.
natedication by Uncle Dimma June 24, 2014