Definitions by Uncle Dimma
coolidiculous
(the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous- ridiculous in an eccentric, positive sense)
(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
coolidiculous
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma August 29, 2014
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong by Uncle Dimma August 28, 2014
cougar's life
(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff
cougar's life by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2014
praelfie
if you do not want to end up like Rehtaeh Parsons, do not give your praelfie to your boyfriend; even more retargerous would be to put your praelfie as your profile picture on a social media site.
praelfie by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2014
to discover
a) (in terms of forensic and criminal investigations): not to be confused with, and the exact opposite of, to invent.
b) (in terms of technological/medical/scientific progress): to use methods that have been used in the past (on issues that are no longer relevant in one's own society) to tackle modern issues
b) (in terms of technological/medical/scientific progress): to use methods that have been used in the past (on issues that are no longer relevant in one's own society) to tackle modern issues
a) If you are a serial murderer you can be telling me your limo is triple parked all you want; you are not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier. Forensic science is there to discover exactly what the 5 journalistic w's and 1h are in your specific case.
b) When you discover something, you are most likely using a long-ago invented, tried, and abandoned solution (to a past problem) to tackle modern issues; that being said, why can't we use methods such as corpse incineration, that have been tried during the Middle Ages on the Black Death, on the current Ebola epidemic?
b) When you discover something, you are most likely using a long-ago invented, tried, and abandoned solution (to a past problem) to tackle modern issues; that being said, why can't we use methods such as corpse incineration, that have been tried during the Middle Ages on the Black Death, on the current Ebola epidemic?
to discover by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2014
golden egg
a) at any given company or place of business, the most role-model, loyal, well behaved, well employee who is also the hardest to replace when the latter either leaves the company, retires, or is killed (either homicide by another disgruntled employee or other reasons)
b) (at a strip club or nude modeling agency): the most in-demand stripper or model who is so hard to replace that the club or modeling agency wouldn`t be the same without them.
b) (at a strip club or nude modeling agency): the most in-demand stripper or model who is so hard to replace that the club or modeling agency wouldn`t be the same without them.
the definition b) of golden egg comes from the Facebook game Criminal Case where, in case #17, Rozalia Davidov, actually describes Emma Ternon as a golden egg
golden egg by Uncle Dimma August 25, 2014
unachronistic
(combining the words unrealistic and anachronistic, and pronounced younachronistic): someone or something that is equally, if not more, historically, socially and culturally anachronistic- and unadaptable in terms of modern values and society- than the United Nations.
the only other political institution that would be as unachronistic, and therefore politically irrelevant in the modern world, would be either communism or le Parti Quebecois under Pauline Marois
unachronistic by Uncle Dimma August 23, 2014