Definitions by Uncle Dimma

I am busy 

a r way of telling someone, "shove off, I don't want to talk to you right now"

please be kind enough to understand, that right now, I am busy.

I am busy by Uncle Dimma March 20, 2015

I am busy 

A nicer way of telling someone " shove off, I don't want to talk to you right now", often said sarcastically

Please be kind enough to understand that I am busy

I am busy by Uncle Dimma March 20, 2015

one up-one down 

a new word for so-so

when you want to be cool and are asked the question of how you are doing, you can answer one up-one down, instead of the ubiquitous so-so

one up-one down by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2015

a cat in the basement 

A paradox

If you are Irish and don't drink on St Patrick's, don't be surprised if someone calls you a cat in the basement.

a cat in the basement by Uncle Dimma March 18, 2015

popped collar 

a blue collar middle class worker convicted of a white collar crime

if you want to know what a popped collar is, go talk to Bernie Madoff

popped collar by Uncle Dimma March 17, 2015

koshelal 

koshelal

Something that is kosher and halal at the same time

Why don't Muslims consider kosher food koshelal? Jews consider halal food not only halal, but koshelal.

koshelal by Uncle Dimma March 17, 2015

epiphanetically 

in the course of, or following, an epiphany

Even epiphanetically, it is not too late to figure out that you're doing something wrong and to save your sinking titanic

epiphanetically by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2015