Definitions by Uncle Dimma

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents.

lumberjack by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

to craigslist 

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist

have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for' probably wouldn't see your ad anyways, doesn't want to talk to you

to craigslist by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

biketercation 

A physical altercation, violent or not, between either two or more bikers or biker gangs

Have you ever seen a road rage incident turn into a biketercation?

biketercation by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016

follow the map to Stalingrad 

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

follow the map to Stalingrad by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016

board my platform 

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

board my platform by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016

baconator 

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism

baconator by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016