Definitions by Uncle Dimma
sexycunt
if you have a sexycunt in the house make sure she doesnt abuse drugs and alcohol, soon she'l be going downhill to Slut Avenue and you wouldn't know what to do as a parent
sexycunt by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2017
musibeth
any woman whose name is Elizabeth and who has unbelievable musical talent and can sing and play instruments but whose profession is not related to music or music teaching in any way, shape, or form.
musibeth by Uncle Dimma January 13, 2017
ninja counter-strike
a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start
ninja counter-strike by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2017
to paper clip
instead of trying to paper clip your high school project try putting them in a duo tang comme du monde.
to paper clip by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2017
shack up with your girlfriend
what all teenage and young adult men ages 14-22 (or so) need to do if they want to avoid embarrassing pda moments.
Not only do our young men need to know what shack up with your girlfriend actually means, but they also need to learn what decorum is and not insult their parents' values.
shack up with your girlfriend by Uncle Dimma January 8, 2017
scatterbrain
(a term used in the game Crime Scene on Facebook): a forgetful, disorganized person, who always forgets their things all over the place.
if you are a scatterbrain you shouldn't be planning any camping trip, leave that to your friends; otherwise you'll end up in the middle of beantown
scatterbrain by Uncle Dimma January 8, 2017
shoe-string budget
stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount
shoe-string budget by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2017