Definitions by Uncle Dimma

reply-mail 

the email that's a reply to your email

what is the e.t.a of my reply-mail?

reply-mail by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2019

taken to the dry cleaners 

(verb to be): to be either a ) financially extorted b) emotionally abused c) generally taken advantage of d) any combination thereof

why are you in such a relationship where you have been taken to the dry cleaners multiple times?

taken to the dry cleaners by Uncle Dimma November 14, 2019

doemetery

a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality

have you been to the local doemetery recently?

doemetery by Uncle Dimma November 14, 2019

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

microphone diarrhea by Uncle Dimma November 14, 2019

trump impeachment syndrome 

trump derangement syndrome on steroids and human growth hormones

after the midterm elections of 2018 trump derangement syndrome literally devolved into trump impeachment syndrome among people like nancy pelosi, adam schiff and jerry nadler

trump impeachment syndrome by Uncle Dimma November 13, 2019

foreign service officer 

(or f.s.o for short): a deep state neo-patriot engaging in a coup d'etat

the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.

foreign service officer by Uncle Dimma November 13, 2019

citizen country 

the country in which your company (or product) was originally headquartered (or produced) prior to outsourcing

for companies like paypal your citizen country is still the united states, even if you may do business elsewhere and your servers may be anywhere in the world.

citizen country by Uncle Dimma November 13, 2019