Definitions by Uncle Dimma

when the carpet matches the drapes

when you insult a redhead human female specimen by asking her if her public hair is as red as her actual hair.

In the phrase when the carpet matches the drapes, the carpet refers to the pubic hair and the drapes to the actual hair. Seriously? When the carpet matches the drapes? What a f*ing misogynistic question.

when the carpet matches the drapes by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2026

Prairie cookies

A new funny name for non-commercially viable, but still edible, homemade baked goods.

I can't run a professional bakery for shit. All I can bake are prairie cookies, including cookies, cakes and muffins.

Prairie cookies by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2026

Time, health, energy, money

(abbreviated t.h.e.m): 3 of the most important things you must protect, according to Machiavelli

Machiavelli: when you walk away from a relationship that no longer serves you, you're not being a prick. You're choosing your time, health, energy, money over others' chaos!

Time, health, energy, money by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2026

Justify, argue, defend, or explain

(To be abbreviated j.a.d.e): four things you never do in front of people who a) don't care about you or b) who are toxic.

Trying to justify, argue, defend, or explain 🤔 to a Democrat why you like either Trump or Reagan?.... youre just wasting your time

Justify, argue, defend, or explain by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2026

Eldercare industrial complex

The industrial scale of the eldercare sector.

Under governor Newsom in California, the eldercare industrial complex is ripe with fraud.

Eldercare industrial complex by Uncle Dimma April 25, 2026

Permanent protected status

Us immigration policy related to tps- temporary protected status.

What's permanent protected status anyways?

Permanent protected status by Uncle Dimma April 23, 2026

Pothole village

3 or more potholes in the same vicinity at the same city intersection.

I just drove through a pothole village in montreal canada

Pothole village by Uncle Dimma April 19, 2026