Definitions by Uncle Dimma

The uninitiated 

Intelligent people who speak like pundits and therefore make fools of themselves when speaking, for example, on national news.

If you call a gas mask or a diving helmet schmutzvering, you have no idea what the military or scuba diving is. You are part of the uninitiated to me.

The uninitiated by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2022

Schmutzvering 

Combo of the words schmutz and covering: anything that hides part or all of your face

A gas mask or diving helmet is almost considered a schmutzvering to the uninitiated

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2022

Schmutzvering 

A gas mask

Who wants to wear a schmutzvering anyways?

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2022

Dark winter 

What will happen to America if biden is allowed to choose his incompetent cabinet secretaries.

The dark winter will come if certain people like Janet Yellen and Jennifer Granholm are not removed immediately.

Dark winter by Uncle Dimma June 3, 2022

Schmutzvering 

Combination of the words schmutz and covering.

A gas mask is called a schmutzvering now.

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma June 3, 2022

Schmutzvering 

Combination of the words schmutz and covering: anything that's not a cloth mask but still covers all or part of your face

A gas mask or a diving helmet are to be considered schmutzvering

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma June 2, 2022

Chicken stock 

(курам на смех in Russian): what you say or do that is so idiotic/ridiculous/foolish that even chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.

Did you do or say anything chicken stock today?

Chicken stock by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2022