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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

wet dog shake 

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
wet dog shake by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2013

bratager 

a child between the ages of 5 and 12-ish.
a child of this age is named a bratager because they often behave like spoiled brats, demanding quite a lot from their parents, yet you can't kick them out of the house yet; at this point a bratager is not yet an idiotager and is therefore not old or smart enough to even try and flap your own wings, or their wings rather, like the former.
bratager by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2013

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

sift flour 

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant
Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as juicy because, more often than not, they sift flour.
sift flour by Uncle Dimma August 27, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

soldier a): i sure won't my BFA, lol, simply to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

soldier a): i sure won't my BFA, lol, simply to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that might come your way, lol, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

soldier a): i sure won't my BFA, lol, simply to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma August 26, 2013