Definitions by Uncle Dimma
flowers
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?
boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
flowers by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013
monkey glasses
(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
monkey glasses by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013
dirty hands
an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother
when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded
dirty hands by Uncle Dimma December 9, 2013
binoculared pig
binoculared pig by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2013
trolling words
trolling words by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2013
teenage pregnancy pacts
a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
teenage pregnancy pacts by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2013